How can I ship a baby elephant from South Africa to Mexico City?

Question

I am sending my mother a baby elephant as a gift on my trip. For days I have made friends with a baby elephant that I believe will be the perfect gift for my mom in Mexico. I have contacted the authorities and they are willing to let me do it as they see no issues.

Answer 1

Just take it on the plane with you.....get a little designer bag to put it in.  Tell people it's a chihuahua with a "nose issue".  You can give it peanuts during the flight!!

Answer 2

just throw it on a raft feed it alot before hand ooooo and make love to it tooo sike just messin are you 4real

Answer 3

UPS?