How can I show Cheesus that I love him? Is it true..?

Question

...It's not easy being cheesy?

Answer 1

Be sure you bless any dipping sauce that you may use.  Im not sure how you bless dipping sauce.  If you have any friends that are priests, monks, strippers or ministers, I think you can have them dip their fingers into the sauce and it will be blessed.  

Answer 2

Use quesadillas instead of bread at your next communion.

Answer 3

Is that your g*y boyfriend's name?

Answer 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM0f9IbqG...

Answer 5

Is he stilton esq!?

Answer 6

Dip him in ranch dressing.  Cheesus loves that.