How can I stop cockatoos eating my vegetable garden?

Question

How can I stop cockatoos eating my vegetable garden?

Answer 1

Pop out a lawn chair and sit outside with a shotgun for a couple hours.

Answer 2

Buy a roll of strawberry netting. Its a very lightweight netting made to keep birds off of strawberrys. Its so light weight that it can lay right on top of the plants and the birds will have a very difficult time getting to your plants and fruit. Comes in 50,75, 100 feet rolls.