How can I stop my friends from visiting my house?

Question

I'm a student staying on campus in Bombay. Several times when people have came over to my house wanting to drink alcohol with me, I have remained completely host-like and polite and yet stirred their cocktails with my johnson for the plain and simple reason of non confrontational retribution in regards to disturbing my chill time. I feel such an act is excruciatingly disturbing to me and my friends. How can I prevent them from visiting my house?

Answer 1

great BIG sign on the door "DO NOT DISTURB"

Answer 2

Just say your studying for a test...or something. I don't see why random people are coming to your house for a drink, unless they were your friends. And if they were your friends, they'd back off if you told them to.

Answer 3

Landmines seem to work for me.

Answer 4

Um.....two ways:

1. If you want to keep your friends- politely ask them to give you some space, you'll call them later

2. If you are sick of these people- video yourself mixing their drink (using your special technique) and then show them the video - they'll run screaming for the hills!

Answer 5

Always lock your house when you are inside and act like their is nobody their.

Answer 6

1) Don't answer the door.

2) Answer the door and tell them you are busy. Smile and close the door.