How can I stow away on a cruiseship?

Question

How can I stow away on a cruiseship?

Answer 1

pack yourself in a crate of eggs.

Answer 2

I would think that would be totally impossible.  Even if you booked a cruise and tried to stay on and not exit the ship, they would catch you because each time you get on and off the ship you run your card through the machine.  They know who is on and who is off of the ship at all times.  

If you want to go on a ship for free, why don't you just get a job with the cruiselines???

Answer 3

You can't.

Answer 4

why? are you a terrorist?

Answer 5

yo fool are you out there or what. we be in post 911 & you think you can stow away on a ship. you b a big fool or terrorist. I don't roll that way & probably the rest of you out there agree. Sounds like you have issues or ulterior motives. Can u say homeland security. I can!