How can I summon Bruce Lees spirit to fight for me?

Question

I'm starting my own dojo and I thought his spirit would be a great addition to my dojo.

Answer 1

light yourself on fire and pray reeeeeeeal hard,,,, after you close your comic book loser

Answer 2

Spirits do not exist, and Bruce did not fight for himself, so he would not fight for you either. His only proven public fights were high school boxing matches. There are many wild tales about him that have been invented in the 35 years and 6 days since he died, but there is no proof of any of them.

Answer 3

Well theres a place that can help wit that sorta stuff its called a mental asylum very handy or u could smoke crack, sniff cocaine bit of absyinth it all works out the same

Answer 4

Get a Ouija board and take some LSD.

Have fun.

Answer 5

Omg more of the same answers from miyuki and company. For $1000 I well tell you.

Answer 6

You cannot summon Bruce Lee's spirit, and even if you could he would not fight for you. Bruce lee was not a mercenary. It is more likely that he would be offended by your request and fight against you. Real men do their own fighting...

Answer 7

In chinatown.

Answer 8

Am I the only one who thinks this question was bizzare :S

Answer 9

If this is a serious question, and you believe in summoning spirits forth to this world, then you already know that you have to contact a spiritual psychic, and not post questions on Yahoo.

Answer 10

If you're the best martial artist EVER why do need him??

Dojo yoyo you're good bobo.

:o)

Answer 11

Play that old "kung-fu fighting" song backwards while doing Bruce Lee imitations with a broom handle.