I'm beginning to suspect that there are people who just can't learn anything even slightly complicated. There's a fraction of the population that can't seem to dispense with the idea that, to get to that planet over there, all you have to do is point the nose of the spaceship toward it and blast the rockets until all the fuel is gone. Their attitude reminds me of those commercials where a company is being run by chimpanzees in business suits, while some low-ranking human tries (and fails) to talk some sense into them. The more I explain celestial mechanics to these folks, the less they seem to believe me.
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