How can I tell if a woman masturbated a man?

Question

I need to know if my husband masturbated himself or if he let another woman do it for him?

Answer 1

There is no way to tell.

Answer 2

ask him

Answer 3

There is no way to tell. Sorry.

Answer 4

you can't. that's impossible.

that's like asking how can you tell if he shook hands with a guy or girl.

Answer 5

it may be difficult to tell, except if he has nail marks or scratches on his ****

Answer 6

well, if he has new positions, or at least new ways to make u squirm

(pardon how i sed it, it just seems the funniest way to say it)

then i wud be cautious

(he kud have just used internet though)

artificial v****a cud be one

its normal for a husband to m********e, even if his wife gives hiim 8 gob jobs a day

(its not the pleasure, its the hormonal sensation of a man)

u cud always try a honey trap?

let him go to say a pub

an a fit girl will ask him is he up for a quicky

and if he says yes, she makes an excuse, leaves

shows u video/audio evidence

then u pay her, she leaves

simple! and they are ACTUAL agencies, not lyk random freelancers

Answer 7

How can a man tell if his wife/partner has given another man a BJ?!

Answer 8

take a sniff, you will smell the perfume or girlie lotion

Answer 9

You can't tell. There is no way of knowing that.

-Connor

Answer 10

You can't ever tell. And don't ask him, because either he'll lie and you still won't know, or he'll tell you the truth and you'll wish you hadn't asked.

Why isn't he just having s*x with you?

Your questions don't add up. I think you're living a fantasy world. They just keep getting wierder.

Answer 11

your husband masturbated himself if his p***s looks more wrinkly

Answer 12

you can,t tell unless he tells you or if he,s walking funny.

Answer 13

there is no way you will ever know

Answer 14

I'd like to know how you know if your husband masturbated at all. Did it stain his pants or underwear like Monica Lewinski's dress? There are lots of stains that look like dried s***n, e.g. spilled milk, etc. etc.

Answer 15

Well you would need to catch them in the act.  Betting your husband masturbates regularly, most married guys I know still enjoy having solo s*x on a regular basis and it has nothing to do with getting enough sexual satisfaction from the wife-- we just enjoy solo s*x as a way to release tension.