How can I tell if my co-workers are space aliens?

Question

Someone had mentioned that they confuse the purpose of common objects, such as using correction fluid for nail polish.

Answer 1

One of the best ways is to carry out some sexual harassment if they dont object they are Aliens but if you get your way tell us about it~~

Answer 2

There are a couple ways:

1. Create a tin foil hat for you to wear. Make an upside down L shaped spike. Tie a string to it so it hangs about half way above the top of the hat. Then make a small yet long rod of tin foil and tie it. Spray one side with Pam, and the other with shaving cream. If you come within ten feet of a space alien, the side with the Pam will point towards it.

2. You can train dogs to sniff out space aliens. Buy a meteorite set, and have your dog smell them. I find pugs work best. If their noses start glowing and start barking uncontrollably, then they are aliens. Their curly tail will also spike straight up. Your pug needs a tin foil hat, of course.I have some pictures below to show you what to look for:

http://www.touchfreedogtraining.ca/pug%2... -- this is a picture showing a pug in the presence of an alien dog. Look for this reaction, or something similar.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/38425... -- this is a good model for the tin foil hat you will need to make for a pug.

Answer 3

By watching more sci-fi movies. That'd help.

Answer 4

Even Earth people can end up confusing common objects (like confusing space aliens with stupid humans).

Answer 5

The easiest way to know if someone is an alien is to ask them to take you to their leader

Answer 6

There are no space aliens on Earth. So nobody you see is one. If you choose to not believe that, there is nothing I can do about it.

Answer 7

Hahaha.

They're just weird.

Answer 8

tell ur boss to fire them and if they stick a straw in his brain and suck it out there aliens

Answer 9

Do caged animals shudder when your co-workers pass by them? If there are none at work, bring a hamster from somewhere!

Answer 10

They may not be Space "Aliens" just out of country visitors whom are unfamiliar with items that You take for granted

Answer 11

They wear hats indoors to hide their antennas.

Answer 12

Take a cup full of vinegar and pour it over their heads.  Then add some baking soda.  If they are aliens, they will melt.  Either way, though, you'll still get fired.

Answer 13

You must work with my mom.