How can I tell my co-worker that her eyes are so far apart that she can see watch for predators behind her?

Question

Now see Martha, this is why sometimes I don't joke around as much as I used to. F off.

Have a great day!

Answer 1

There are many ways to gain personal attention. You have the ability to find them. Why would you want to waste your time and energy asking such nonsense? Make much of yourself and reach a little higher on the entertainment scale.

Answer 2

Why on earth would you want to tell her anything like that?

Remember, you have to work with her.  Why cause hard feelings?

Answer 3

Why, oh why. Would you be so mean to her? Lets grow up people. And be nice. If you do not have anything nice to say. Don't say anything at all.  Free advice from Granny

Answer 4

Why don't you tell us what she should do about it.  If someone can't change or improve something, don't bring attn to it.  If you can't say something for a person's benefit, don't say it.  You should know this.  Are you actually old enough to have a job?

Answer 5

Just how you told us...tell her it's "exotic" looking.

Answer 6

Chameleon eyes I think is what Snizz was going for.....

Answer 7

Why don't you just be nice and keep your mouth shut!

Answer 8

Don't say anything and try not to think about it.  Its not like something is in her teeth or her hair is messed up.  With those she can just use a mirror and fix it.  If you bring it up you are just going to make an enemy.

Answer 9

Tell her she's exotic looking and then when she asks how, tell her she reminds you of a lizard!!!

Answer 10

lmao.i wish i could be there to see this lol!!!