How can I tell my girlfriend I'm cheating on her with my wife?

Question

How can I tell my girlfriend I'm cheating on her with my wife?

Answer 1

gals who date married men already know the guy is most likely having s*x with his wife, no matter how bad the guy talks about his wife or how the marriage is over or how they have an open marriage, etc.  women are not that dumb, only in denial AND totally stupid for dating a married man in the first place.  oh, so you probably don't have to tell her you're having s*x with your wife, she should have figured that out by now.  but if you insist, just say, "i'm having s*x with my wife and it's not you i'm cheating, it's my poor wife at home."

Answer 2

lol who was first?

Answer 3

Wow, you are a REAL piece of work, aren't you. Telling your "girlfriend" that you are cheating on her is probably the biggest favor you could possibly do her. Please tell her NOW!

Answer 4

Tell her it's not working out.

Answer 5

go to h**l.