How can I train my ghost to do my housework for me?

Question

Does anybody know if they can be trained to cook?

I'm swamped today and need all the help I can get.

Or are they even trainable?

Answer 1

I have only found ways to limit them.  There are some ghost children in my basement and they don't mess with stuff too much.  But they can move things....  But so can I.

I'll let them be.

Answer 2

Hey, maybe you can get it to iron?

Answer 3

I wish I knew, if you find out could you please let me know

Answer 4

If you're swamped why are you surfing the internet?  Get off the computer!  (Easy folks, its a joke!  I've been known to waste a little too much time here myself!)

Answer 5

>ya gotta give them the spirit and energy to do these things first. Put them on a strict training schedule. That way they can increase their energy levels and be able to manifest themselves. This way they can wash dishes without dropping them. Next set up a pay scale, I suggest lithium ion batteries, they tend to last longer and reserve more energy for them. As for vacuming, well they will have to team up to push it around. And doing windows, all you need is windex, they already have sheets to dry with. Hope this helps.

Answer 6

All you need is a remote control and a switch

Answer 7

No, the only kind of ghosts that interact physically with the environment are poltergeists, and they are more into pushing things off shelves and hiding small objects. Teaching one to fry up some eggs or dust the furniture is likely to end up in either frustration or disaster.   :)

Answer 8

Ha!  If you find out tell me how!  I can't get my ghosts to do anything but wake me up in the middle of the night, about 3am, slamming doors and stuff!

Answer 9

The answer is.Ghosts are notoriously lazy.What I've done is hire Leprechauns.They enjoy cleaning shoes and boots for free.Housework they'll do for a Lucky Charms breakfast

            edit.I would never misuse my help real or imagined.

Answer 10

First you have to be ghost.

Answer 11

The ones I have living with me aren't ghosts, they are my spirit guides and they help me out with all kinds of stuff, even the mundane things like what to cook for dinner. I feel a magnetic pull when they are around and I hear their soft whispers or sometimes loud direction. I love them. Sometimes my house is chaotic and I don't know where to start but it all gets magically pulled together. I get this enormous energy kick. If I ask for their help, I get it. How about asking your guides, are you sensitive enough to feel them? What words do you get out of magnetic......"magic net". Tune in and ask!

Answer 12

As the world's foremost expert in leprechaun hauntings and manifestations, I don't agree with Zachary's advice to start training leprechauns. While it may work in the short term, it is their nature to get drunk and cause mischief, and sooner or later it will backfire on you and you'll find your house in a shambles, your liquor cabinet emptied, and green ectoplasmic vomit all over the carpet. It isn't worth it, trust me.

Answer 13

naw, your ghost is most likely just in your imagination anyway.

Children and husbands on the other hand can be trained to do housework, you just need to work with them daily or they get lazy.

Answer 14

She doesn't need a ghost, she needs an House-Elf.  Maybe you can ask Harry Potter where the best place is to obtain one.

Answer 15

they are very trainable Just give it cookies!!!