How can I trick little kids?

Question

Everyday, there are about 10 kids age 4-10 screaming, shouting, and laughing in my neighborhood. I don't want to be mean, but I'd like if they weren't so noisy. So, I think that maybe I can trick them to stop it. How can I trick them?

Answer 1

Run outside in a freddie krougur mask and start running after them and yell at them!

if you dont wanna be that mean then just say...

that your sister is staying with you and she just had a baby and she needs rest and the baby needs quiet

Answer 2

tell them there is a newborn or a sick elderly in the house that you are caring for...  throw on the guilt trip. They'll still be loud, but perhaps they will move it down a few houses or so

Answer 3

Nothing!  Good luck.  I have the same problem in my neighborhood!

Actually when we were little kids this psycho b@tch in our neighborhood called the cops on us because we rode our bikes past her house and were being loud.  She told the police officer (it didn't help that she looked like a cheap tramp gold digger) that she had cancer and could not deal with the noise.  The police officer came to all of our houses and talked to our parents.  My step dad at the time said she was CRAZY!!!

Who calls the cops on little kids for playing???

do you remember when you were a kid playing??

Answer 4

You could call the local police and ask if they could send a cruiser to drive by.  Tell them that some kids are being rowdy and throwing things (don't tell them it's at anything, maybe just say in the road).  I live in an apartment complex and I've called the cops to tell them there's a large group of kids, could they just drive by and make themselves seen.  That'll usually stop the kids, it may not be immediate but it'll eventually work.  Usually the dispatcher won't ask for a name, just a street address of where you are.  DON'T CALL 911... look up the local number!

Answer 5

I too have this problem.  When I come home from work all I want is peace and quiet, and time to relax.  On the weekends when I am home it really reaches its peak. Tricking them will not help.  What I did was speak to the parents and explained to them how disturbing all the noise was.  They in kind handled the situation.  It is not 100% perfect, but the children have cooperated greatly.

You have nothing to lose, and all to gain.

Answer 6

just tell them straight up and have a serious look on your face and if they don't listen then take it up with their parents

Answer 7

Feed them aqua dots.

Answer 8

Maybe you could politely ask them to be a little quiter, and if that doesn't work, ask thier parents.  Thier may be a noise ordinance where you live.

Answer 9

Invest in a powerful water gun. Fill it with **** and spray at them.

Answer 10

They are children and if it is before 11pm (typical noise ordinance) there is not much you can do. You can move....

Answer 11

make some benadryl  flavored popcicles and hand them out to all the kids

Answer 12

I would try a water ballon sling shot.... but fill the ballons with cherry-pie filling....pretend like you are "uncle bob" and are just having fun with them....when the mothers have to do that laundry a few times they won't be allowed to play with "uncle bob" anymore and have to find a NEW place to play.....victory is SWEET.