How can I trick my doctor into believing i'm sick so that I can have work off for a week?

Question

Which illness is to hard to detect and takes long to treat?

Answer 1

Your user name Angelical is ironic. Just remember, what goes around comes around. Eventually if you lie too much, you will trip over your own lie. Just be honest and ask off for time. If it is really important, it will happen.

Answer 2

You can't trick a doctor, they aren't stupid.  Stop before you end up getting into something you'll regret.  Faking an illness is not something to joke about anyhow.  And what's so important that you need to skip work for a week??

Answer 3

Gallbladder! You have to have blood work and a bunch of ultrasounds cause they also have to rule out everything else inside you. Just say that your right side hurts and it's like someone stabbing you. It worked for me. :)

Answer 4

say you feel like you are getting a cold or flu and need time off work always works for me

Answer 5

its not that hard say you feel really sick like you have nausea and headaches those are things that the docter will have to trust you on

Answer 6

wear a short skirt and show some cleavage.  This will work, unless it is a female.  Then maybe today it will work also.

Answer 7

Just tell your doctor that you want time off. That is usually good enough for mine.  They will make up something good for you.

Answer 8

try a gunshot wound. always works for me.

Answer 9

try just being general saying you have a bad headache, weakness, dizziness or stomach pains just avoid things like throat pains. They can check for throat redness or infection but they can't tell you your head doesn't hurt! Try finding a rapidcare or something they'll write notes for anything!

Answer 10

How long have you worked there? Can't you just get a week of vacation time from your work without lying? I agree with swgj19 up there, what comes around goes around. A lie upon another lie will get you nowhere.

*edit: Wait, in the beginning, you use the word "I" and "I'm" which is reference to yourself. Later on you mention that it's your "boyfriend" who wants to ditch work by malingering. It sounds like a lie on top of another lie.

Answer 11

cancer but thats hard to fake

Answer 12

LOL...I'm sorry i dont have a answer. Maybe develop a good relationship with him/her and they can do you a favor... if u know what i mean.

Answer 13

aids