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How can Santa live at the North Pole if there's 12 miles of open ocean?

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Global warming and the high cost of health care have force him to move to northern Canada.
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Perhaps the land of the North Pole with Santa's home and workshop exist in a different dimension.
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He' lives on the ocean floor...bd
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Two words: House Boat!
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He moved!
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Santa does not live at THE NORTH POLE. He lives at NORTH POLE, ALASKA. His wife died a few weeks ago. It was in the paper.
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He lives in my basement, making me toys and motorcycles.
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What an idiotic question. He has flying reindeer !! Has everyone forgotten ?
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i guess flying reindeer couldn't help...
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he's an elf

i hate elves
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ever hear of ice?

http://www.yellowairplane.com/north_pole...

http://yellowairplane.com/north_pole_Sky...
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Some say the north pole shifted, and he's still at the old address. I think all that fat is so he floats. He has to cling to the North Pole to keep from floating away, though.
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Depends upon geographic north pole or magnetic north pole. Either way, he's Santa and can live wherever the h**l he wants. He's a fat, magic, elf.
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Because he's magic DUH! lol

Seriously though, fat floats and he's a big man ;)
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