A Man Utd fan is speeding down the street at 140kph. A poilceman pulls him over and asks to see his licence. He says "I haven't brought it. There would be no room for my gun in the glove compartment."
"You see I'm going to need to check the boot," says the cop.
The man replies, "You don't wanna go in there the dead body will fall out."
The policeman starting to get worried calls on his radio for backup. He tells them about the gun and the body and minutes later, the SWAT team arrives surrounding the car.
The man steps out, passes a card to one of the officers. "I thought you didn't have a licence?"
They next check the glove compartment for the gun but all they find is a map. They then check the boot and all they find is a spare tire.
"Where is the gun and the body?" the SWAT leader asks him.
He replies, "Did he tell you all that? He will tell you I was speeding next."
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