How can a guy buy a dress?

Question

For Halloween I want to go out as a sort of female stripper/prostitute. Thing is I'm a guy...so 1) how do I buy the clothing with out freaking the people at the store out and 2) what would look good?

Answer 1

If you would try it inside the store then take a lot of jeans & shirts into the dressing room with you to hide the dress. When your going to buy the dress also by some other girl stuff or some type of gift bag or tissue paper.

Answer 2

go with a girl

Answer 3

Don't say anything - they'll think it's for your girlfriend =]

Answer 4

well you might want to wear a really short dress with maybe some fishnet leggings. some super duper high heels or boots and a wig. of course wear tons of make up and stuff your bra. for the clothes if somebody asks, just tell them you're buying it for a girlfriend. don't care if people are looking at you all weird cuz as soon as you know it, you're gonna be out the store and another weirdo is gonna walk in. and for the shoes go to like wal-mart or payless so it's really cheap.

Answer 5

I think you'd have better luck with a drag queen so then you just go to a drag store. or just go to a costume store. For all they know you're buying it for a girlfriend or sister. and go something like glittery. it'll distract people.  

Answer 6

uh i guess tell them its for your girlfriend's bday if they stare at you....... i dunno get lots of belts tie em like some kind of thong????

Answer 7

LOL!!!111one1eleven!!