How can a person make $5,000 quickly

Question

please - no dirty, smutty answers involving s*x, or robbing banks or stores.

Imaginative, creative, clever, and interesting answers welcome!

Answer 1

Lottry?

Answer 2

A risque digital photo, a hotel room, an ad on Craigslist and appointments every hour starting at 8 a.m. to midnight.

That, or sell your car.

Answer 3

Go to this site http://www.tccp.co.cc

Im making close to $2000 a month its great. All i have to do is fill out  surveys. And i only do it for just about two hours a week.

There are no startup costs and you dont need to pay taxes so you tell me how quickly can someone make $5000 dollars quickly!?

Answer 4

get a second job  or take out a loan if your credit is good that an honest way to make 5000.00 but there are illegal ways to hope u don't try any on them