How can a person *** someplace without getting all messy?

Question

i personally use the shower, so then it isnt all messy. how can you *** in the bathroom without it getting everywhere? can you *** in the bed? thanks in adv. =) ***="come"

Answer 1

get a face towel

get some toilet tissue

use a sock

deposit in the toilet and flush.

Answer 2

my friend told me he uses a sock wen he dosent want to leave a mess then he just throws it in the hamper

Answer 3

use a condom or just a old towel

Answer 4

kleenex or c*m into your hand