How can encourage the next door cat to get a job it is sooooo LAZY!!!!?

Question

Maybe i should flash my cash HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Bribe it with a Kitkat .

Answer 2

A sniper rifle is good encoragement.

Answer 3

While your at it can you discourage the cats in my garden to stop using it as a cat toilet. Just think yourself lucky next doors cat is just lazy and not a trespasser,

Answer 4

Cats only live to eat and sleep.  We have robbed them of their natural instinct - which is to predate and hunt for their own food...

They are wise animals.    Why should they go out to work, when we humans do it for them!?

And don`t work overtime either, or the cat will be waiting asking `where the h**l have YOU been.  I`m hungry".

Answer 5

It's lazy by day, a genius cat burglar and master of disguise by night, it knows that if people think its just a lazy cat no-one will suspect its real identity,

Answer 6

dangle a kipper all the way to the kitty workhouse.

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