How can i become a better man, yet still continue to drink and be sexist?

Question

I could learn some long words i suppose, but they give me a headache

Answer 1

Just wear a tie...we fall for that all the time!

Answer 2

By killing yourself.

Answer 3

Not to worry Wil somewhere out there there's a beer guzzling wench with low self esteem waitin for u to walk in her life

Answer 4

Just go off on some story how some woman ripped your poor heart out and the drinking and sexist thing is just a "defense mechanism" to not get hurt again *chuckles* they'll think you're the sweetest guy ever.

Answer 5

more skin show ll do..

Answer 6

Drink better booze and hang out with better women.  Better Booze, better women, better man!!

Answer 7

Stay the course, my good man.  Stay the course.

Answer 8

Better is so overrated.

Answer 9

You're a s**y beast the way you are.  Some women like sexist beer drinkers.  Duh.

Answer 10

I got faith in you mate,but if you really want to be a better man you could pay for more of our drinks at the pub.We're just as sexist as any man and love the free drinks