How can i become a mermaid? i tried that spell thats in a different language and nothing happened. any others?

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How can i become a mermaid? i tried that spell thats in a different language and nothing happened. any others?

Answer 1

You can't change your physical body that much with natural means or magical. If mermaids exist, they would be a different species from human beings. It would be like saying I want to turn into a walrus or penguin, you just can't.

Mermaid like creatures might exist. manatees and dewgongs were thought to be mermaids a long time ago, so perhaps there is a type of fish or sea mammal that actually resembles a mermaid more in detail. We have barely explored our oceans, there is still a ton of c**p we don't know.

However, a half human, half fish creature doesn't exist because it is a physical impossibility.In order for such a creature to exist the DNA of a fish and a human would probably have to be altered and just the plain physical thing don't add up. The way humans are physically, where our organs are and such reflects on our environment. i f a mermaid had the upper body of a human being, then there lungs would be the same as well, lungs used for on land living. Since human beings can only hold their breath for so long before needing oxygen, I am sure we would have seen more mermaids by now, and know how they came to be.

the only way you could possibly say you were a real mermaid were to be if you were to go under some very dangerous and probably fatal surgery to combine your legs, put scales on them, rearrange your lower body organs, alter your lungs and that still wouldn't be enough. you would still actually be a human being with humand needs, like certain nutrients obtained form food that you just can't get in the sea

Answer 2

Erm, keep trying, it won't work.

Take up something productive, like knitting.

Answer 3

It is physiclly impossible to change your physical being. Besides, mermaids arent real.

Answer 4

Recite:                                    

Insouciant inclemency            

Redoubtable mediocracy          

Refutable humanity                  

Make me what I wish to be...

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON, which is July 18th. Just don't look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)

-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey

-Nausia

-Fatigue

-Difficulty breathing

-Coughing fits when in water

-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer

-Random anger

-Scales appearing on your skin

-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits

-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together

-Legs crossing by themselves

-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid

-Headaches

-Wanting to touch or be in water

REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT'S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.

Sometimes side effects dont happen untill 2 weeks after saying the spell

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I've heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis. The power may take up to 2 months to develope.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when y.ou grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won't work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won't

Answer 5

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON, which is July 18th. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)

-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey

-Nausia

-Fatigue

-Difficulty breathing

-Coughing fits when in water

-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer

-Random anger

-Scales appearing on your skin

-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits

-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together

-Legs crossing by themselves

-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid

-Headaches

-Wanting to touch or be in water

REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT’S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.

Side effects may take up to 2 weeks to develope

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t

P.S. the spell can work for boys too

Answer 6

Maybe you just weren't in the right frame of mind when you tried the spell.  Eat lots of fish, spend plenty of time soaking in the bathtub or at your local pool, and watch "The Little Mermaid" as often as you can.  Then try the spell again and maybe this time it will work.

Answer 7

Are you typing this from a padded cell?

Answer 8

It's all about commitment. Belief. You have to be ready to put everything on the line in the belief that it will work.

Take a small boat and an axe. Row a long way out. Throw away the oars and use the axe on the bottom of the boat.

As it fills, make the request to Poseidon again, and step out. Thus do you show your commitment to the action.

Or rather better, go talk to your doctor, explain the situation in full and ask him to help you with your commitment.

Answer 9

DO NOT EAT FISH

they're could be mermaid's cousins or something

unfortunately you were born human and i'm sorry, that's something you can't change.

i suggest you just spend a lot of time at the ocean and hope to meet a merman. then you can have beautiful merpeople children!

until then take a nice long soak in the bath tub and relax.

Answer 10

Sarah

However hard you try you cannot become a mythical being, you can only be who you are.

Have you thought of guided meditation so imagine being one as that is the only genuine route that you can take - your imagination.

Sadhara