How can i become a ninja??????

Question

This is something I've always wanted!!!..please help mee and my skills!!. P.s. i have a irregularly large p***s does that throw my balance off??

Answer 1

1) You need to work on your stealth killing skills:  the art of stealth is the basis of ninjustu.

Do 4x 20 handstand pushups (m,t,w)

Do 5x 30 front flips (m,t,w)

Do 6x 40 p***s push-ups ( w )

2) You must memorize the movements of your enemies:  the ancient art of pirate hunting has been passed down for many generations.

Read Chuck Norris' Autobiography 30x

Watch Bruce Lee's lost footage interview 1x everyday

Practice 7x 50 face-melting guitar solos (th)

3) A ninja is only as good as his ninja tools:

You need a hip-bag (preferably black with tan velcro):

Contents should include:

20x razor sharp ninja stars.

10x throwing knives aka kunai.

4x exploding powder bombs

4x powerbars for when you are hungry

1x shot-gun (ok we are modern ninjas f*ck it)

1x ammo pack

Money/wallet

Car keys

(Optional) two razor sharp katanas with replacable blades.

I have a huge p***s, it weighs 10 pounds including my balls.  A large p***s is important for seducing female ninjas and getting information from females.  Also regrettably you can use it to gouge a pirates eyes and throat if your hands are bound behind your back.

Answer 2

well, you can enrol into a ninjitsu association and take up courses. with perseverance , dilligence and politics , I believe you will be certified a ninja.

Answer 3

what's ninja?

Answer 4

you can become p***s man!

the p***s fighting p***s ninja!

aka p***s man

Answer 5

Im sorry but when you told me about your irregular large p***s your hopes were gone.

Answer 6

Sorry hate to break it to u. u will never be able to become a ninja

Answer 7

to correct you balance issue just shove you p***s up your butt...you should be used to that..np

Answer 8

****** u want a ***** ansewer that be serious then ull repost this three times on different days and if i see them an feel like it i just might repeat might help im not jokin if it was a joke u should have that in the ***** thing gr

Answer 9

That one's easy. First of all, be born again! and this time preferably in Japan. Second, about your "irregularly large p***s ", go see a doctor you must be really, really sick!. now if you think "it" will throw your balance off, place inside your a**s, that should help. and Good luck my Ninja Friend w/ an irregularly large p***s.

Answer 10

ninjas like naruto or something? that will never happen =P

Answer 11

Turtle? I'm sorry, you need to be more specific

:-9

Answer 12

''REAL ULTIMATE POWER

THE ULTIMATE NINJA BOOK''

READ THIS BOOK FUNNIEST COLLEST **** EVER TO BECOME NINJA.

I THINK YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT THO....

Answer 13

what are you 12?

Answer 14

wow ur wierd. erm go buy a ninja outfit on haloween and learn kung fu

Answer 15

www.askaninja.com

Your p***s probably will throw you off balance. Consider cutting it down to a normal size.

Answer 16

Yes it does throw your balance off, you might want to get rid of it.

Answer 17

if u really wanna become a ninja first u need to master a fighting skill like ninjutsu or a technique which alows u to control ur chi. like tai chi. But if u seriously wanna become a ninja u should try to world on flexiblity and and speed.

Answer 18

no one can become a ninja

Answer 19

If I knew you, you would wish I was a ninja, so I would lighten up on my ***-wooping.