How can i become a socialett in sydney?

Question

How can i become a socialett in sydney?

Answer 1

Get friendly with Dame Edna Everage.

Answer 2

YOU can't.  

Answer 3

why would you want to anyway?

Answer 4

Clearly, by your question you will never be one...

Answer 5

Be stupid, be gorgeous.

Answer 6

Get your b***s done, your teeth whitened, your hair straightened, your body tanned, and practise saying darling!/absolutely! etc. and also your air-kissing technique.  Voila!

Answer 7

if you have to ask you don't stand a chance

Answer 8

have rich parents and party like you're 15.