How can i become macho?

Question

How can i become macho?

Answer 1

I think that guys who don't talk a lot are macho.  

Answer 2

listen to macho man  

Answer 3

f**t in public haha.

Answer 4

you can start off by not asking this question on yahoo answers then you can lift weights

Answer 5

ok!!

Answer 6

Honestly, if you are wondering how, then you can never be....

Answer 7

Buy the movie "Fight Club" watch it and then do something stupid er I mean do something "fun."  Either that or buy some chips and watch Hector "Macho" Camacho box.*

Answer 8

If you have to ask, you'll never get there.

Answer 9

Follow these simple steps:

1. Swear a lot

2. Get a job as a manual labourer

3. Tattoos, lots of 'em

4. Scratch your balls, then make a comment on how large they are (exaggerating your size a lot, of course)

5. Never be sober

6. Shave your head

7. Grow a full goatee

Answer 10

Eat some nacho's, watch some wrestling, and hope for the best. =]

Answer 11

Macho is out,

Nerd is in.

Sorry, you were just born too late.

Answer 12

Just be yourself

Answer 13

eat spinach

Answer 14

Remove your brain and think with the other head.

Answer 15

Whenever you're around people, pick things up and throw them as far as you can, for example chairs, small tables, small children, silverware, televisions, lamps, etc.

Answer 16

steps and rules:

Rule 1: play the macho man song whenever you can

Rule 2:spread your arms apart and bend them in a lil

Rule 3:Randomly tackle someone and say i saved you from that rock!

Rule 4:STand up for youreslf and work out buddy

Rule 5: dont take rules from nobody including me....hmmmmm?

Answer 17

I agree.. Listen to Macho Man.