How can i convince greenpeace i really DON'T want to save the whales?

Question

When ever i go shopping, i'm always rudely confronted by the greenpeace workers, trying to get me to save the whales. I do love the whales, but how can i convince them to leave me alone?

Answer 1

You said you do love the whales..so why not take two seconds ...sign the petition and then be done with it..tell them you've signed already.

Answer 2

Carry a stuffed animal whale toy around...

And then bonk them on the head with it, and shout!

"Shame on you, Shamu!"  

"Shame on you!"

And then run down the mall screaming..."Free Willy!"

Answer 3

Go shopping in a big SUV......preferably a Range Rover Sport Supercharged :p

Though that just pisses them off.....

Answer 4

Ask them why that they are not making any effort to save the baby humans, which we slaughter through abortion at a much great speed than the whales....

Answer 5

just tell them u support them and u love their work. if there are any petitions, just sign it and if handed another, tell them youve signed already.

Answer 6

Act like a nutcase and talk to them.  The pro life suggestion would be a great way to start.   My theory in life is if they annoy me, it give me license to return the favor.

Answer 7

Tell them you bought whale steaks and it's the only thing you eat.

Answer 8

I just ignore them and go about my business.  Oh, and I try and eat a bit of whale meat when ever I get the chance, it's very tasty.

Answer 9

i like to ride a whale!

Answer 10

Show the case-study.

Answer 11

Wear Republican campaign buttons.

Answer 12

wear whaleskin...no seriously just ignore them

Answer 13

you bad boy your parents are ashamed of you

Answer 14

god stick up for yourself say "back away i love whales just not you!!"

Answer 15

Just smile, and tell them you're busy.

But if you like to irritate them, like I do, tell them that without killing whales, your Sunday Dinner will be pretty dull. And that you don't want to go back to eating California Condors or Spotted Owls for Sunday Dinner, because once a week each is enough!

Answer 16

p**s on their shoes. They'll remember who you are after a couple lessons and stay clear.

Answer 17

I've found just clearly saying "Not interested, thanks" when they start their spiel generally is enough. If they keep trying, a firm "No" and keep walking.

It's hard to do, I think it's ingrained into most of us to listen politely and not butt in, but sometimes it's necessary if you want to avoid their sales pitch. Just say no!

Answer 18

Just slit your throat in front of them ,that should do it .

or ask how muh m,oney their CEO gets paid,