How can i do a double backflip whilst eating a cake and having s*x with a dwarf called Jane?

Question

hello :D

Answer 1

Strap Jane on with rope, get a bungee cord, and find a bridge. Have fun.

Answer 2

Very Very carefully my friend.....practice makes perfect.

Answer 3

If you can accomplish that in this lifetime then you are either a genius or that flexible!

Answer 4

Just keep practicing!

Answer 5

Practtice, practice & more practice!

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Answer 6

Ok, you will have to be flexible here and have a lot of balance. First, position Jane with her stomach touching yours so you can start the sexual intercourse. Next, you will have to get a roll of duct tape and wrap it around you and jane a couple of times so you don't come apart. Now, grab your cake and begin to eat. At this point it would be best to be standing on the edge of a bed with your back facing away from the bed. Here is where the flexiblity and balance come in because you are going to have to do the flip, hold onto the cake, and land on your feet. Good luck. I would practice with a watermelon first.

Answer 7

Back off fella, Jane is mine!