How can i explain "h**l freezing over"?

Question

hi all,

im creating a mock ad campaign to get the citizens of h**l to stop it from freezing over. I have come up with various posters, but i dont have an actual explaination of why h**l is freezing over, which i would then use in a brochure for the mock ad campaign.

i have seen this explaination by a chem sudent that seems to be everywhere on the net, but it is so well known i cant use it.

i need an explantion that somehow relates to the functioning of h**l.

if it helps with any ideas here is one for why h**l is getting hotter (the opposite of what i need , lol):

basically Lake Sulfur (non existant) is spewing up sulfur into the atmosphere, this is creating much cloud cover. this cloud cover acts like a blanket thus h**l gets hotter.

Answer 1

Think about what makes things freeze.  Dictionaries are great tools for generating ad ideas.

Usually when you freeze something you are drawing the energy out of it.  Frost occurs, temp drops, etc.  So, where would all of that heat energy go?  Try to visualize this and then put it into your campaign in the style that would suit.

As you don't want h**l to freeze over it seems, the denizens of h**l would be doing their best to thwart that process.

Also, look at the term "h**l freezing over."  It is when, usually with sarcasm, something that is highly impossible is remarked on to not be counted upon.

Look up other ideas for brain storming like brain mapping, etc.

Idea: Minions with hair dryers, etc?

Minions increasing polution in h**l via factories, SUVs and other political arenas of protest for the environment?

Minions preying to the devil to do something?

Answer 2

I can't imagine that h**l has ice caps that are melting, and anyway it's got to be caused by the action of the residents, huh?

Hmm.

Are they perhaps using their cars less because they're staying at home watching comedy shows on television?

Are they perhaps switching their heating to lower settings because of the increased price of natural gas?

I think it's because they are ignoring their traditional fire-stoking duties because the Devil is on vacation to Afghanistan, and there's no-one there to bully them into doing their jobs.

Your ad campaign could then stress a return to Traditional Values, that'd be sweet.

"Shovel and Stoke, Just Like Your Dad Did".

Or:

"He'll be back! You'll be SORRY!"

Or:

"h***s going to h**l!"

I'm jealous of you. I want a go at this myself.

Answer 3

Dude, h**l freezing over? What are you talking about?

Answer 4

wtf???? jus say its raining methane and nitrogen thats why h**l is freezing over.

Answer 5

Global warming.

Answer 6

i dont think u can

Answer 7

Health in general in the world is improving. Improving so drastically that the average age of death is now 84 and not 54 not too long ago.

They need souls going to h**l to fuel the flames that keep h**l alive. With slower death rates and improving health, it's not enough to keep up the huge demands of souls required for the dwindling fire in h**l.

God has barred entrance of any h**l inhabitants to the world to create more death and chaos. As a result, h**l, being a dark place without any light - is losing its only source of heat. In the darkness that it otherwise would be, h**l would freeze over completely. Therefore - WE NEED MORE DEATHS TO PREVENT h**l FREEZING OVER =D

Answer 8

i had absolutely no idea what you just said.