How can i find a blonde girl friend in melbourne??

Question

How can i find a blonde girl friend in melbourne??

Answer 1

Try looking in hotted up Valiants, 4cyl turbo charged doof doof mobiles or on the arm of some bloke called Mario.

All else fails then go down to St Kilda. $80 an hour and she will be your girlfriend, your school teacher.....anything you want really.

Answer 2

Go to Motel.  Act like you are in Neighbours or a football star.  Bleach your own hair.  Become colour blind.

Answer 3

They can be purchased online at a number of stores.

Just don't forget to seal the valve after inflating.

:p

Answer 4

Go to a bar and order the most beautiful blondes a drink. Someone will appreciate it enough to talk with you.

Answer 5

you hooked on blonde's ?.i liked blonde's till i tryed brunette's and red head's now they are hotter believe me!!! they are smoking .not always so with  blonde's.

Answer 6

Try Collins Street and lift some skirts of identified targets. However, this tactic is not fool-proof due to the use of pubic and anal bleaching.

Answer 7

i am certain there are plenty of blonde girls in melbourne.

try going to crown ,plenty of places there you could find blonde girls,

just as a matter of interest why must she be a blonde?

Answer 8

Why blonde girl ?  I am not blonde but I am beautiful and s**y.....lol