How can i fly?

Question

How can i fly?

Answer 1

you can flap your arms REALLY hard, but that would get tiring,

You could try the good ole Mary Poppins route, but umbrella's aren't made the way they used to be and tend to break easier. stupid cheap manufacturing.

you could ride on the back of a REALLY BIG bird, but then you aren't doing the flying so I guess that won't work.

hmmm you've stumped me.

Answer 2

Buy a plain ticket, of course.