How can i get a girlfriend like this????

Question

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requirements.....

shes rich...

i get to sit on my a$$ and play ps3 whenever i want...

she still loves me even if i get fat and bald...

any suggestions?? i heard you can order them from Brazil for pretty cheap.

Answer 1

ummmm....no....try getting off your tush and finding one for your self!

Answer 2

you're hilarious.

obviously you're totally bored and decided to post a totally ridiculous question just to see what kind of totally ridiculous answers you'd get back. haha.

no girl like that would ever be willing to stay with a fat, balding freak.

but good luck with that.

Answer 3

AHAH how bout'  ''true love'' . Dont yuh want to be sweetly marrige when your old and soggy! Intead of having some rich girl not take care of you. DUHH!

Answer 4

what lol that woulld be inposible but you can go for it it wouldt hurt  

Answer 5

wth. hmm No one would ever want to be your girlfriend then. I would say get off your lazy *** and do some work **** head. geeze  

Answer 6

lol that's funny well i think you should wait outside every fashion show that has plenty of models and see if your in luck lol.

Answer 7

become a billionaire!

Answer 8

good luck you pig

Answer 9

wowwww. you're an idiot.

Answer 10

>:/

Answer 11

kidnap and lock in closet

Answer 12

hahahha

Answer 13

that my friend is what you get when.........you dream

Answer 14

how about true love?

Answer 15

you cant get that bro... way out of your league....

go kick ******* rocks  

Answer 16

You're stupid.

and you're shallow.

I wish i could kick you in your no-balls.

Answer 17

your a dirt ball!!! scum bag!

Answer 18

SHE LOOK  Ugly  CHOOS BUTTER  PIC !!!

Answer 19

Your expectations are way too high. Get real.