How can i get drunk with $5?

Question

How can i get drunk with $5?

Answer 1

You can get two 40 ounces of Old English or Schlitz.  Malt liquor will F you up really cheap.  Ask any hobo.

Answer 2

Instead of trying to get drunk, you should give that 5 dollars to a homeless person.

Answer 3

Buy two bottles of coca cola. The ones that are in the glass bottles, not the plastic-and one of those tiny little packages of asprin, you know the kind that only has like two in it. Give one of he cokes to a really good friend. Tell your friend that when you least expect it you want her to crack you over the head with hers as hard as she can. Hopefully she will use enough force to knock your dumb a$$ out! When you come to , you'll feel like you were WASTED. Perhaps you'll have enough of your coke left to swallow the asprin.

Answer 4

buy a forty.

or hangout with people that will supply you with the goods.

Answer 5

why the h**l are people trying to preach you on how to spend your 5 or what to do with your life? you asked us how to get drunk for 5 bucks! get 40s, the best and only way to get drunk for under 5 dollars (actually cheaper than that...get 2 40's and youll be straight)

Answer 6

a couple 32s of miller high life

Answer 7

i totally agree with marissa.

why waste $5 on getting drunk when you could put it to good use?? send it to the homeless...who dont have money to waste on getting drunk. or save it for one day when you might actually NEED That $5.00

Because marty, its more important than getting DRUNK! (:

Answer 8

Get a bottle of maddog, which is like $.99, then get two King Cobra's, which are like $1.49 each!

Answer 9

Tequila

Answer 10

Two 40oz of Mickey's

Answer 11

assuming you are of legal drinking age. Try the party drink of Europe. Buy a 1L bottle of Mogen David Concord Grape for about $2.50 and a 2 litre bottle of Coca Cola. Mix together in equal portions in a punch bowl or gallon jug and fill with ice to make Kalimotxo (pronounced Ka lee Mot CHO) A European party favorite. Kalimotxo can be made with any cheap grape wine, the original is made with a 2 euro tetrapak box of merlot wine. Awsome buzz with friends.

Answer 12

cool beans.

Answer 13

if any place by your house sells Hurricane Malt Liqour them are cheap and will get you drunk. 8.1% Alc/vol

Answer 14

Let someone else pay.  :)

Answer 15

but a 40oz drink it smash it over someones head take their $ and go buy a bottle

Answer 16

cheap wine, 1.75 l of the cheapest wine, has more alcohol than beer and has enough content to do the job. GOOD LUCK, anything else requires more money.

Answer 17

2 shots of tequlia or a beer at most bars and pubs.

Answer 18

whichever drink you buy, drink it very very fast.