How can i get my housemate to drive me to McDonalds?

Question

I would rearly like a Milkshake, but he is busy watching TV. Any ideas?

Answer 1

Puppy dog eyes and bribery by Big Mac!

Answer 2

fatty

Answer 3

Go yourself?

Answer 4

Tell him you'll buy him a big mac

Answer 5

take a gun to his face and say "GET ME MY McMILKSHAKE NOW!"... Failing that, offer to pay him.

Answer 6

Depends how far it is. Is it really going to benefit your friend by wasting his petrol so you can have a drink?

Answer 7

Say you will get him a cheese burger with fries.

Answer 8

Give him a kicking if he refuses, or threaten to cut the plug off the tv.

Answer 9

BRIBE HE/HER WIT MONEY

Answer 10

Tell them you will buy them a mcflurry

Answer 11

ask him when his show goes off if he could run you there real quick and maybe buy him one too

Answer 12

bribe him, if that fails threaten him, if that fails take the fuse out of the tv when he visits the porcelain pot.

Answer 13

turn the volume down and whine really loud

Answer 14

You say: Oi housemate drive me to McDonalds I would really like a milkshake!

Answer 15

know i want one meanie

Answer 16

Just ask him... hey- you hungry? Want to go to McDonalds?

Answer 17

How about stop being a bum and get your own car or take the bus!!

Answer 18

offer to buy him a double cheeseburger.  forget that steal his car if he is busy.

Answer 19

Find out when his show is over and see if he'll take you then and offer to buy him dinner or supper.

Answer 20

Bribe him

Answer 21

I say u should go over to him an ask.Record wat ever he is watching and if he say no....then walk or get a cab.

Answer 22

Fake sharp pains in your chest. Tell him you need to go to the hospital immediately. Demand that he stop because you think you're going to puke, when you are by the McDonald's. Then run in to McD's, but your shake, come back to the car and tell him you feel better :)

Answer 23

Tell him you will for his aswell.........

Answer 24

That's easy and simple.  Simply sneak out the window of your bedroom while he's not looking, and put on a ski mask.  Create a paper mache replica of your own head and splatter catsup all over it.  Enter through the front door again waving your gun like mad in one hand and the paper mache replica of your own head in the other.  In a deep, guttural voice, say,

"TAKE ME TO MCDONALD'S OR I EAT YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD!"

The toss the head as hard as you can at the TV screen so that it shatters and fake blood starts squirting everywhere.  Go to your friend and handcuff him, hit him with the gun, and gag his mouth with his underwear.  Stuff him into a garbage bag and drag him into the car, and then drive to McDonald's.  Leave him there and speed off with the car to back home.  Take off the sky mask and burn all the evidence, then lock yourself in your closet and bang and yell on it to be let out, then when he asks any questions pretend you've blocked it from your mind because the guy in the mask (you) was a serial rapist who abused you in your childhood.  

Tasty milkshakes all around!

Answer 25

Tell him you'll buy him something

Answer 26

Walk you lazy sumbitch!

Answer 27

offer sexual favors. or to hook him up. with food or women [or guys, [if hes into that]

Answer 28

bribe him, tell him you'll clean the toilet for a week if he'll do it.

Answer 29

If you have enough money tell him you will buy either his gas or food or both Bribe him

Answer 30

tell him aliens tried invading the closest mcdonalds, and they got one of the greys captured. i'm pretty sure that'll get his attention.

Answer 31

Flick throught the chanels til a Mc Donalds ad comes on