How can i get my liberal cousins to take a bath?

Question

Whenever we have a family get together they show up driving some multi colored hippymobile with Obama bumper stickers covering the rustholes while wearing their raggedy 1960s tie dyed clothing and dread locks. And to top it off they smell like they havent bathed in ages. Its so embarrassing when they stop by. How can we at least get them to shower?

Answer 1

Lend them your clothes.

The starch in your underwear ought to do it.

Answer 2

Have them shake hands with a Neo-Con.  It'll take a week to get the stink off, but it will get them in the bath.

Answer 3

You can tell them your mother will have s*x with them if they do. Just like she used to when they were kids.

Answer 4

I  would phone your cousin and gently tell him to please shower before he drops by. He is probably used to his own B.O.

Answer 5

I dont know...ask the republicans..they are the ones that think they know it all...

OBAMA/BIDEN 08

Answer 6

That's the smell of liberalism. It does not wash off. They have to live with it.

Answer 7

quit inviting them. they probably hate you anyway.

Answer 8

Fill a bathtub and tell them there's food stamps at the bottom.

Answer 9

this is the fight that cons WANT to have.

against hippies who haven't existed in the nation for over 30 years.

Answer 10

Well, if your hippy cousins end up in a protest, Bush could have them sent to Gitmo indefinitely.  He could also tap your phone lines without a warrant. You see Habeas Corpus ceased to exist with the signing of the Military Commissions Act of 2006.  (Look it up on Google.)

Answer 11

ask michelle for assistance

hugs!