How can i get sick so i dont have to go 2 school !?

Question

well im lazy getting up in the morings and HATE my new school so how can i get sick !

Answer 1

well wat i would do is l**k ur poms than put it on ur belly and ach like u have a somach ach. or ack like u have a soar thourght.like act like u cant talk and it really hurts.

Answer 2

eat raw food and get food poisoning for 2 weeks

I wouldn't recommend, though.....

Answer 3

Drink a butt load of vinager and 2 raw eggs like on that movie "Stand By Me" and you'll probably be throwing up like "Lard" in the movie...hahaha! (p.s. I don't really know if that would work but it sure sounds like it would make me throw up)

Answer 4

no that is just stupid, just try to go to school you are not the only one. You still have to go anyway and you will have to do make up work , that will be more terrible

Answer 5

Drink mustard and warm water. It will make you throw up.

Answer 6

stick your finger in the back of your throat to make yourself throw up. that should work.

Answer 7

Just tell your parents you are sick.  Act mopey and even start fake crying if they insist you get up.

Answer 8

Your parents must be proud of you.  You are admittedly LAZY and have ANGER issues.  I bet you can't wait to be a full fledged member of society where you can really let your feeling free.

School is just the beginning - your responses here will lay the groundwork toward how you respond toward future drama.

It sounds like the future holds alot of nap times and anger management classes.

Answer 9

if you wanna fake it you can take a really hot rag put it over your head then ask your mom in the morning to fel youy if you r hot then start coufhing  then say i threw up last night always works for me

Answer 10

you could drink a bottle of magnesium citrate (taste like a salty sprite), take 3 or 4 laxative tablets,....

Thats about all i can come up with for now.

Answer 11

.....wow

Answer 12

I used to think there are no stupid questions, until I read yours.

Answer 13

If its not an emergency you shouldn't make yourself sick, just fake it. You could stay up late so you wont be able to wake up, sometimes I just stay up til like 5 or 6 am if I don't want to go to school the next day so its not even possible for me to get up, sometimes I'll even drink some beer, wine, or scotch before I go to bed so it'll be even harder to get up. You usually look pretty miserable if you've been up all night and had something to drink late too. It works for me.

Why don't you like your new school? I don't like my school either, but I just ignore all of them cause I ave to go to a Catholic school. You could just sleep through the day at school.

Answer 14

You could eat a molded piece of bread... lol if your that desprite i mean. it could get you somewhat of a stomach virus. But i dont recommend it. XD

Answer 15

my first reaction is get a hangover

but my better judgement says fake it

i understand we all need a day off sometimes

Answer 16

hang out with sick people

Answer 17

your gunna have to go eventually anyway, you cant make yourself ill all year, just go, but if you really want a day off pretend you are sick dont actually do anything to make yourself really ill..........................or if you really want you could eat glass, wouldnt advise it though

Answer 18

so how many school days are in a year?  you'll need a terminal illness to cover them all.

grow up and just get there.  seriously..i hated going to.  but now is your chance to confront whatever it is you hate about it and make it better.

otherwise your going to regret it later on.