How can i give myself a cauliflower ear?

Question

ALright, I'm juss 13, but i want a cauliflower ear, so anybody know a way I could get one?

Answer 1

Repeatedly hit the side of your head against a brick wall.

Answer 2

Why would you want one?!

Answer 3

Well, be smart before you do this...are you sure you'll want one all of your life? When you're getting married? Interviewing for a big job?

But beat it really hard millions of times. It will hurt extremely bad.

Answer 4

Please don't disfigure yourself in this way.  I have a friend who has a cauliflower ear.  It's not very attractive.  Not at all.  It's not s**y and it's not something that women go for.  Trust me.

Answer 5

omg EWWW!

but

just get in a fight or something

or take a hammer and hit ur ear?

Answer 6

Rub your ear ( or ears ) repeatedly with wet cloth/material. A lot of rugby union players also have cauliflower ears, and they get them from packing into scrums and mauls, where their heads are pressed, and scrubbing up against the sweat soaked shorts of their teammates. Look at some rugby union team photos and you will see almost all of the forwards have cauliflower ears.

All the very best of luck to you in your quest to make a body part resemble a vegetable.

Answer 7

THIS IS WHAT ALL THIS SAVAGERY OF MMA AND UFC AND ALL THAT OTHER GARBAGE BREEDS!!!!

THIS IS WHAT COMES OUT OF ALL THIS BARBARISM!!!

13 YEAR OLDS WANTING TO HURT THEMSELVES AND DISFIGURE THEIR BODIES!!!

AND ALL OF YOU CELEBRATE THIS c**p AND ALL THOSE MORONS WHO BRUTALLY BEAT EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC FOR ALL TO SEE!!!

I am just all too fortunate to be able to see through the whole marketing scheme.

I just hope that this child's parents become aware of his intentions before he does something so tragic as this.

i guess the sponsors are all grateful for all your support!

Answer 8

just staple an actual cauliflower to your ear - that would actually be less damaging than getting it for real (plus it would make people lol)

Answer 9

wrestle without a helmet on but cauliflower ears are gross, why would you want one?

Answer 10

Well I'm not sure why you would want one but if you did hit your ear over and over everyday for months it might work but then your brain will be mush too like a lot of the boxers and you might end up like Mohamed Ali with Parkinson's or worse Hemorrhage and stroke like symptoms.Still want one?Get a big brother to pound your head everyday...

Answer 11

Earn it through hard work and dedication to a sport.

Answer 12

You don't want it  because sometimes it is for life! It is busted blood vessels  in your outer ear. You may need major surgery if you get it.

Answer 13

wtf?

Answer 14

Slam your head in your bedroom door repeatedly until you pass out or the cauliflower ear develops... If you knock yourself out and wake up without a huge disgusting ear then repeat until you get it...