How can i have a beers with, and then go hunt moose with Sarah Palin?

Question

chg

Answer 1

impregnate her other underage daughter.    

Answer 2

Go to Alaska and find that Popsicles Stand beyond the Tundra Line.

Answer 3

I don't think you want to have a few beers with her.  Considering the history of the Palin women, you might be locked not into a four-year commitment, but an 18-year one, if ya know what I mean.

Answer 4

Win the Iditarod.  She will still be governor during the next one.  

Answer 5

Go hunting with her dad instead.  I read he is a good story teller.  You just have to get up 3 a.m. in the morning though.  While Hillary is still in bed answering that phone call, you'll be fully dressed and ready to go.  right now Sarah is nowhere near a moose except if one is at the zoo.

Answer 6

Send her an invitation.

Answer 7

He won't like someone with the name Charleston Heston

Answer 8

Forget moose hunting...How about beaver hunting?