How can i keep squirrels away.?

Question

they keep jumping on my screen door, is there any kind of repellent i can make

Answer 1

I agree with leprichan!

Answer 2

Get an outside cat.  They'll keep the squirrels away.

Answer 3

you can buy coyote urine (believe it or not) and spray it on trees or side of house (sort of like what a coyote would do to mark it's territory).

I did that to keep them away from my garden.  Sure enough, I haven't seen any squirrels for a while.

Answer 4

Get a Border Collie. Mine hates squirrels and would chase them all day given the chance.

Answer 5

get a bb gun. sit on your porch. and wait...

Answer 6

your squirrels must be possessed!  i have never heard of them getting that close to a house.  if you got a cat or a dog they would chase it away.

Answer 7

Just p**s all over the screen door, it will keep them away.

If it doesn't work get a few bullets

Answer 8

get one of those "have a heart" cages that you can buy at Lowes or Home Depot.  They work really great because my neighbor has the same problem.  Take them somewheres where they will be happy with other squirrels

Answer 9

Shoot them with an airsoft gun. It won't hurt them, but it will keep 'em away.

Answer 10

I had squirrels in my attic.  I got all kinds of advice to get rid ot them.  Dont bother with the fox urine,  it does NOT work.  dont waste your time with any other animal urine.  I soaked socks in the urine,  and threw them all up in my attic,  boy did my  house smell horrible, until it dryed.  The squirrels still kept coming in,  also the rats were up there too.  The best thing would be the live trap,  but let them go way far away from your house.  The spca or animal control will loan you a live trap,  they did for me.

Answer 11

chuck peanut butter out your window and they will chase it but they might get andry because they will run out of peanut butter so you will need to keep giving them peanut butter but then they will un out again and you will also be out of peanut butter so they will ear holes in your screen door and jump in your house and give you rabies until you get them some more peanut butter.

ps they do not enjoy chunky peanut butter. they only like the creamy kind. also they dont like skippy. they only eat JIF

Answer 12

put human hair around your house it should keep them away.

Answer 13

Just keep your nuts covered.

Answer 14

There is a simple solution to your question... buy a coyote.