How can i kill this fly?

Question

for 2 days ive been trying to kill this fly, i like to dress bear top at home it keeps landing on forehead and on my chest and shoulders and on the screen of my laptop,when im drinking a hot drink it lands on the side of the cup,i keep spraying it with fly killer but it always managers to survive from being executed, please give me some tips how to finish this motherfucksonofabitch fly.

Answer 1

My sympathies lol, open windows and doors and chase it out with a tea towel

Answer 2

wait until it lans on something then hit it REALLY HARD with a newspaper or magazine. =] It works great.

Answer 3

Look eye! Daniel San, Look eye! use chop sticks. Hai

A driver was pulled over by a State Trooper.  While the Trooper was at the drivers window, a fly kept buzzing around the troopers head and face.  The Driver said: I see you have a Circle fly bothering you.  The Trooper said: A Circle Fly? What's a Circle Fly?  The Driver said "You know those pesky flies you cant get rid of that circle around dog's penises and Horses Butts.

Are you calling me a Horses Butt said the Trooper?  Of course not said the Driver,  I would never do that,  I would not dis-respect you like that, But is is really hard to fool a Circle Fly!

Answer 4

LOL!  I've been there before.  Fortunately, I think flies only have a life span of 3-4 days, so if nothing else, rest assured that there is an end in sight.  Night or morning is best for fly swatting.  They often sleep on the ceiling.  They don't move quite as fast then and you have a better chance of swatting them

Answer 5

lol, try putting a cup over the fly, then paper under the cup, without lifting the cup off the table where you caught it. then let it go outside

Answer 6

Run around after it screaming "I'M GONNA KILL YOU." hahaha

Once the adult house fly hatches, it has an approximate life span of 15 to 30 days. So if u r really luck the fly may be old and just die.

If the does not work take any disinfecting spray (ie Clorox) and spray it one it lands. There is better chance it will get hit and die of poisoning and u don't have to clean up it's guts.  

Answer 7

lock it in a room close the windows and doors and spray the fly killer and alot then after and hour open the windows again to left the nasty smell out and it should be dead.

or when its on you laptop don't put the newspape onit put it hard on the way its more likely to move..

Answer 8

These are the steps!

1. Get a butchers knife

2. When you see the fly...

3. Chop it

4. Cook for 1 min

5. Serve and eat

OJ!!!....What idiot posts this can i ask?

Answer 9

Simple Pimple :) If you have some jam, put some in a jam jar with some water....Bye Bye fly and any wasps too! Bonus :)

Answer 10

Have you tried shooting it? Or maybe an axe? Bwahahaha! Die fly die!

Answer 11

teatowel.

FLICKSPLAT!

Answer 12

a nuclear bomb should get rid of it..

Answer 13

When it is resting on something.......

SPLAT!

Answer 14

shame on you trying to kill a helpless fly just leave it alone bully all things have a right to live fly,s have a purposeses in life or they would not be on the planet

Answer 15

can you be sure it is the same fly, they kinda all look the same

Answer 16

hit it with something!

Answer 17

Ok  here is a great product it is brilliant! I have it and it works brilliantly!

http://www.sourcing4u.co.uk/shop/index.p...

dunno if u can work  that but it is called 'the Executioner'.

hope i help! x

Answer 18

get a proper fly swatter. Practice !