How can i make my self king?

Question

In the old days kings could fall

dynasties changed

now we are stuck with this dynasty for ever

time for a war

kill the queen

i wona be a king!

Answer 1

too bad.

Answer 2

be the last person alive!

muahahahahahhahaa!

Answer 3

nope cause theres a bloodline, it would go to the next in like.

become a king, create your own country!

Answer 4

It used to be you over throw a government and kill all of the leaders and their family members. Instant, kingship. GL

Answer 5

Well, is your d**k at least 12 inches? Can you last at least 10 mins in bed? Then it doesn't matter how ugly you look, you can be the p**n King!!!

Answer 6

That was fine when the country was ruled by the King/Queen and we had an absolute monarchy, however, we know have a constitutional monarchy and since the line of succession is so long you'd have to kill an awful lot of people before you could proclaim yourself King. You'd also need to convince Parliament that you should King, you'd also need to provide evidence that you are descended from Sophia, Electress of Hanover as only her descendants can become the Monarch according to the Law,

Answer 7

love

Answer 8

simple, first blackmale the local clergy, marry your sister, kill any pesky rivals, and dress like a figure skater. That should just about do it.

Answer 9

Sure you can.

Go make a revolution somewhere and proclaim yourself king - for whatever good it may do you.

Boukassa did it in what he renamed the "Central African Empire"...

Answer 10

First of all, it helps if you're related to another king. Be like Henry VII of England and grab your cousin's throne and cut the heads off of anyone who raises a fuss.

Answer 11

Get some gold cardboard paper and make yourself a pointy hat and wear it telling people you're king. If you don't get taken to the loony bin someone might believe you.

Answer 12

just proclaim yourself 'THE KING"

done.

Answer 13

I think you've been kicked on the head by a butterfly.

Answer 14

Sounds like it's time for an arranged marriage or a handy little war ...

Oh, wait ...

That's what got us into this mess isn't it ...

Answer 15

Be a king lad, but make sure you don't kill anybody.

Answer 16

Jenny is referring to Prince Leonard of Hutt, who is the ruler of Hutt River Province. As she says, he has seceded from Australia, and set up his farm as a principality, and he's the only person I know of who was born without any royal blood, and now has a legitimate claim to be royalty. BUT he is not a king, and part of the legal trickery by which he set up his Province is that he has to remain loyal to the Queen of England.

To answer the original question, even in the old days, dynasties did not change that often. When they did, it was almost never the case that an existing king was replaced by someone who was previously a complete nobody. They were usually overthrown by someone who was already a noble, or who was already a king of someplace else. For instance, William the Conqueror was already Duke of Normandy before he became King of England.

Answer 17

Actually ... there is a man in Western Australia  who suceeded from Australia and declared himself either a King or Prince... he's from somewhere like Rainbow River ( not the name but something sounding like that) ...

Now he's legally sovereign over his land ( a farm thing) but I can't remember the techicallities of it all ,

Maybe this will jog another person's memory

Answer 18

Eat your toast with Imperial Margarine.

Answer 19

Start catching fishes, we 'l call u king-fisher !!! ohnnnnnmm

Answer 20

i don't think you can actually make yourself 'The King' but you can just call yourself that for a laugh :)