How can i make myself seem sick to get out of school?!?

Question

So, I really need to get out of going to school tomorrow because I have this big paper due that I haven't even started, and I am not going to be able to pull it off by the morning. I really need to convince my mom that i am sick so i can stay home. Is there any way I can make it so i have a high temperature? or any way to make my voice raspy? Suggestions?!

Answer 1

em..

that not a good idea..

i'm not going to help u..;p

Answer 2

OK this is a really good one. Stick your finger down your throat and throw up. Your mom might think you had food poising and let you stay home. When your mom wants to give you medicine tell her that you want to heal naturally. Or just eat food poising.

Answer 3

What does this have to do with homeschooling?!?

This is the place where you have to be nine-tenths dead before your mum'll let you skip lessons and seeing as you'll have written that big paper for your mum anyway, do you seriously imagine she doesn't already know that you haven't done it!! You must be stupid or plain crazy to think otherwise.

And, if you haven't done it by tomorrow, what makes you think you'll have done it by the day after?!? Or do you plan on hiding away under the doona until you turn 18?!?

Instead, why not try growing up and taking a bit of responsibility for yourself???

Answer 4

eat hot peppers and drink hot coco also when your mom is not looking hold the thermeatior next to a light bulb

Answer 5

Go to school, take what you have coming.  Next time get started when you should.

Answer 6

Go to school and take responsibility for not writing the paper.  Don't hide at home and pretend you're sick.  It doesn't work when you're an adult and you have to work for a living, so why should it work for school?

Grow up.

Answer 7

Don't do it.  Missing classes just piles up more homework and less understanding of what's being studied.  Pretty soon you're always a bit behind and feel like ditching.

Getting a bad grade isn't the end of the world.  In the scheme of things schooling is supposed to make you a better person, not turn you into someone who grows up and is hyper-medicated just to make it through the day because they dislike themselves and their many "bad decisions" which leave them forever running away.  

If it's any consolation, when you tell your teacher you don't have your paper yet - even if the teacher gives you an F - there will be a lot of proud people out here in the real world cheering your courage and decision.  Think about it. ;)

Answer 8

lol u should say when u go to the bathroom u are urinating blood. when i was in school i would go to the nurse and say that and i would get sent home. but dnt say its ur period be sure to say urinating okay good luck

Answer 9

go to sleep REALLY LATE  and wake up REALLY EARLY.your eyes will be red . when you are having breakfast don smile,dont talk,eat a little.go to the bathroom for a long time. say "mom, i have diarrea"(or maybe something less obvious).get out of the bathroom. go to ur bed and calll your mom REMEMBER ,ALWAYS TOUCH YOUR TUMMY.tell her you are feeeling really bad.dont look in her in the eyes.get into your bed and close your eyes (fake sleeping)

hope i helped.

thanks for the answer you gave me

Answer 10

i didnt' want to go to school either.

i couldnt get sick so try this-

i hit the back of my head on the corner of like a dvd player ot table and it bled, the pain was minimal but i cried and complaind i had a splitting headache.

it was so easy and pain free and looked bad.

then in the morning say you got no sleep coz u tossed and turned and your head hurt

Answer 11

Lying is not the answer. Bite the bullet. Face your problem. Later you will be glad you did because lying only leads to a cycle of more lying.

DONT EVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!

(unless you are abused) Your mother is your friend...not your enemy.

I am in school. We've all been down that road...missed an assignment...didn't study for a test...etc. etc.

Unless you are the type that does this all the time...i would be willing to bet your teacher knows what it is like being a student. Go to your teacher and be honest...you may be surprised at his/her reaction. Teachers like it when you are honest. They have enough experience to know that sometimes people naturally make these blunders. Give it a try...I bet you will be relieved. Running away from your problem will not fix it.

Answer 12

Hold the thermometer near a light bulb when your mom's not looking.  Don't try to fake a raspy voice, your mom will see through that.  Make sure you act like you want to go to school.  That's the key thing.

Answer 13

Lol well you have to make yourself think you're sick. I did that once to skip piano lesson and I actually had a bit of a high temperature.:] just don't get out of bed in the morning and oversleep and then when your mom wakes u up get up slowly and then say you don't feel good. or drink hot water before the thermometer goes in. haha.

Answer 14

THIS IS THE WRONG CATAGORTY! Geez, people need to understand that this is home school not home from school!