How can i m********e with stuff around the house

Question

hey guys i havent had s*x in a month and i have the urge to and i dont want to waste money on fleshlights or anything so is there anything i can like use around the house to improve my ejaculation

Answer 1

You could hump your pillows or put two together and hump them. Another method I've heard of is using a melon by carving a hole in it and humping it. Hope this helps.

Answer 2

its fleshlight not flashlight :|. that wud be hard

Answer 3

you could totally use a banana peel.

they work awesomely great.

Answer 4

petroleum jelly, a sandwich bag, and a sock. a big sock. tie the sock up so you have a hole. put petroleum jelly in the bag then the bag in the sock and pump away.

Answer 5

Just use your hand, thats what it's for.

Answer 6

Hmm you certainly are  into kinky stuff...???

Use your imagination...Vaccum Cleaner, Water Jet Hose, Fire Extingusher ....cool down the fire down there...!!!

Ah!!! Try Ice Cube......Hair Dryer.....!!!

Animals they love l*****g......your @@@@

Answer 7

Look under your mom's sink and see if there are any Brillo pads.  

Answer 8

This is a jacking off-***-prank. At breakfast, fetch the condensed milk (for your family's cofee or watever), Get something to read, or fantasize(in a private place of course, there's the old, I wanna **** lie), then try to collect your *** and put it in the can. (Note, You will need to remove half of the milk before you can drastically change the flavour. That's like eight cofees for me. The type I use can carry 150 grams of condensed milk.)

PS- I'm not sureif this is gonna work, of all my experiments I have never tried this.

Answer 9

your hand

seriously just use some hand lotion or shaving cream

Answer 10

Read a romance novel. you would be surprised at how erotic reading about s*x can be. Even for guys.

Answer 11

drill a hole in the wall  

Answer 12

flashlight

Answer 13

Buy a watermelon or a cantaloupe and cut a hole out.

Use a sock.

Answer 14

ur a freak. but this is what i do. jack off into a graduated cylinder and put it in boiling water and inhale the evaporating spooge

Answer 15

do what they did on american pie, but be sure the pie is cooled off some, there was a guy who burnt himself cause he did it right after it came out of the oven

Answer 16

You should find a dictionary and jerk off in the M section.  By doing so, you can look up the spelling of m********e while you get off.

Answer 17

try a cucumber.......

Answer 18

do you have a pet?