How can i meddle with other halfs computer so he will spend more time with me?

Question

looking for a discreet way to make his computer go on the blink! Thanks.... x

Answer 1

Set up a webcam in your bedroom, send him a live link in an email... if he stays online and ignores you, he's g*y, just get him a boyfriend and share

Answer 2

Dont do it...he will just spend even more time trying to fix it. Sticky tape a note to the screen saying "out of order, refer to wife" or sim.  

Answer 3

Take his mouse to bed......leave a note..... let the 'cat ' catch the mouse.....

Answer 4

Maybe not psycho, just a little crazy ;) If I wanted some lovin' and my boyfriend was on his computer, I would just walk in naked or in some lingerie.. that usually does it!

Answer 5

Find a fuse for the plug that you know has blown - undo plug - remove good fuse and put blown fuse in - works a treat and he won't think to look there straight away

Answer 6

Remove the power lead from the wall to the computer [looks like a kettle lead], put it under your pillow and tell him to come and find it and then.............?

Answer 7

take the fuse out of the plug cook a meal open a bottle of wine and wear  s**y underwear etc works every time

Answer 8

Chinese Philosopher Confucius said long ago"the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"---so cook his favorite meal more often.

Answer 9

yeah a person like me (who's actually only 17, and single, so does not really count...) might end up spending a lot of time fixing the computer.

best way is to use positive encouragement, that's all i can say...

Answer 10

Take the fuse out of the plug for the moniter/computer.

Answer 11

Install Windows SteadyState from download.microsoft.com and set the computer to re-start every 5 minutes!!

Answer 12

Hmmm be careful. If he's anything like my husband, then a problem on the computer will just cause him to be up all night trying to fix it.

I'd distract with a little nakedness and maybe a saucy dvd...

Or just speak to him about it. I find 'Will you leave that bloody computer alone!' works quite well!

Answer 13

careful, depending on the person, wrecking a comp could make them spend more time trying to figure out the problem.

better to just talk to the "other half." If the calm chat doesn't work, fall back on the ultimatum idea the previous poster mentioned.

Answer 14

Pour a drink all over it. And you shouldnt need to have to do that, talk to him, if he doesnt improve give him an ultimatum.