How can i move to Iran?

Question

maybe i can be on the news or something.

but anyways i want to move to Iran.

its such a nice peaceful country.

I'll bring me, my wife and my 7 kids there, and a few other members of my family.

Answer 1

Good luck... and good by

Answer 2

If you are Christian, you should look into it more. They will beat and eventually shoot you. They will refuse to hand your corpse to your family until they reimburse the secret police for the cost of the bullets of the firing squad.

Answer 3

Bet with all that family what use would you be to them!

No welfare there!

But, please leave anyway.

Take your dog to!

Do not come back.

If you write them maybe they will pay for your trip.

Answer 4

NICE AND PEACEFUL YOU SAY ? WAIT TILL IRAN SCREWS UP AND STARTS A BUNCH OF S-H-I-T- AND THE CRUSE MISSILES DO A SHOCK AND AWE ON THEM -----THEY HAVE HAD IT COMING FOR 30 YEARS FOR HOLDING OUR EMBASSY PERSONAL FOR ---444 DAYS CAPTIVE .

Answer 5

Where can I send my seventy five cents?

Answer 6

Are you Sunni or Shia? Iran is only interested in one of those

Answer 7

I'm certain we can come up with a way to get you there, and mabey any of your like minded friends.

Answer 8

I think Iran may be just the place for you and your 7 kids.  Contact the Interests Section of Iran....it's what passes for a consulate in the US.  2209 Wisconsin Avenue, N.W.

Washington, D.C. 20007

تلفن:   9654990 (202)

فکس:  9651073 (202)

Good luck and good riddance.

Answer 9

Maybe you could get free transportation there strapped to one of our missiles.

Answer 10

are you a Farsee Moslem?

Answer 11

Yet again, thanks for the two points!