How can i relax???????

Question

Im panicing like mad and i cant think straight unless im relaxed. How cani relax? (fast) and no Yoga please!

Answer 1

Go to medicine cabinet or fridge, drink some alcohol or pop some pills. Or go down the street and buy some sess and it'll get rid of your stress.  

Answer 2

Go on youtube & type in lita voice. It's very soothing.

Edit: Never mind, do whatever the **** you want.

Answer 3

weed, pills, or alcohal, its fun as h**l.

or you can have s*x, try masturbation that releases endorphins in your brain that calm you down.

Answer 4

If the panic is on something you can't alter, hit the gym, workout till you feel drained, take a long shower, and write down all the aggressive thoughts that cause your anxiety.

If it is something you can change, go on and make the change. It would be better giving it a try than not.  

Answer 5

You can call your boyfriend and do a free s*x with him.