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How can i rule the earth?

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only in your own mind
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stick your head in the sand and proclaim loudly your dominion
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try to have the power. the kilikili power!
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sit on it until it rotates
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It's simple. Find someone simpler than yourself. The idiot has a srong infulence over the weak minded,
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Ask God if he can take a break from his job one of these days. Be sure to ask him once he's weary from all listening to the prayers of all the people of the world.

Or, you know, release a variant of the measles virus worldwide, resulting in the majority of the world to die, with some evolving into some mutant vampire seekers, leaving you as the last man on the earth, and thus you, in a sense, RULING THE WORLD.

Yeah.
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Cat Power , the Felines are about to Bring a Large Armada of Spaceships to Control and Take Back Their Planet , currently called "earth" by hominids !

Vengeance of the Feline is Theirs to those who have mistreated or not helped Cats/Kittens !

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first of all go to counceling! stop acting stupid! GROW UP!
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Well, I'd say there are two ways: brutally and benevolently.  I'd recommend the latter, but hey, you're the boss.

So, since I've proven to be of some service in your administration already, can I be your Trusted Advisor?  I work cheap.
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stop asking questions and go do it
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You can't.
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overthrow me
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lmfao!
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r****d ALERT!

You really need a psychiatrist!
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haha, cat power... that was funny...

how about you go out an buy a globe... is that enough for you, or does it have to be the real earth?
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Get a very very very VERY long tape measure!
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well first you need to tell us which earth you want to rule....cuz if its the physcial earth then its imposible...and if its the spirtual earth still impossible....but if its ur own little earth then...wow you already rule it
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Watch Pink and the Brain episodes for ideas.

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By making regularly spaced markings all over its surface.
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