How can i scare people?

Question

I really wanna scare the h**l out of my freinds and families. Any ideas how?

Answer 1

while drunk and  naked eat an aborted fetus in front of your family and ask if they want some.

Answer 2

I like to play the "Scare People Game" with a friend down here in South Texas. All you do is walk through Wal-mart with a member of the same s*x, holding his/her hand, and do your shopping. Double points if you both have a baby with you.

Answer 3

Bite your finger off and spit it on the table.

Answer 4

If its just 1 person you're scaring at night time walk very slowing,quieting and duck down when they're about 2 turn around jump up and say boo! I always do that do it always works.  

Answer 5

That's a rather odd dream.

The old classic of hiding and jumping out screaming is always good.  Especially if they pop to the toilet, and you can wait behind something knowing they'll walk past soon.  then jump and RARGH

Just make sure they haven't actually gone to get a cup of tea, or you may both get scalded.

Enjoy!

Answer 6

you could always fake your own death or do something that goes against there beliefs like interracial marriage or become a L*****n vampire satanist of something.

or just some macabre practical joke.  

Answer 7

Tell them you've converted to Jehovah's Witness and really want them to join you.