How can i start a religion that worships "The 1963 Mercury Marauder"?

Question

All hail the great god Mercury, god of speed, steel and chrome, blessed is his chariot "The 1963 Mercury Marauder" may our humble prayers be heard and may you bless us with you mercy and wisdom.

Answer 1

First, you need to put a copy of the owners manual in every hotel room

Answer 2

Just find followers.

Answer 3

choose well your humble disciples.

Answer 4

Well...off the top of my head I believe you need at least three members of the board -- and you have to be legally ordained in the state/county in which you plan on keeping said church -- in order to start a church and also file for a 501c.

So long as you've got faith in what you believe...go forth.

This place might help some; or do a web search on others. http://www.startchurch.com/

Answer 5

If some science-fiction writer can start a religion based on aliens, space-ships, lost souls and the evil ruler Xenu, well, I have faith that you can start your car religion too. Godspeed, brave warrior.

Answer 6

I ended up with Christine (1983). She is no longer possessed and wants to repent! Keep in touch. When you prove your Merc is God I'd like for him to meet Christine.

Answer 7

That's blasphemy,everyone knows the true car worthy of worship.The 1972 AMC Javelin.Amen

Answer 8

Can you fit two of every species into the Marauder?  

The current incumbent managed this, remember.

You may also need to rename 1963 "year zero".

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Answer 9

I guess I'm not sure how you would go about that. I am pretty parshall to a 2002 Freightliner Classic though. I worship one everyday.

Answer 10

1963 is year 1 for your religion, that was the year the Great Marauder created himself/or herself and the whole universe, in just one day. How's that?

Answer 11

just write your bible and get you some followers and go for it