How can i take over australia???

Question

i can't figure it out. i would also appreciate a plan B. thanx.

Answer 1

Plan A. Sleep with the president/king w/e.

Plan B. Sleep with the Vice president/king w/e. and then kill the president, then kill the vice president.

:D

Answer 2

Cut off Australia's port's so goods can't be taken in our out, eventually this will cause poverty in Australia forcing them to surrender.

Answer 3

Cut off the beer supply; that would put the blokes at your beck and call.

Plan B: ask Maxine McKew.

Answer 4

Get a job as an actress on "Neighbors" that awful Aussie soap.  Make sure it's a tarty role (skimpy clothes/lots of cleavage), so all those hunky blokes take a fancy to you...  Plan B, same sort of thing but in advertising - if you look good in a bikini get a job promoting Vegemite on TV.  They're way backward in Australia and bikini clad girls still sell stuff.

Answer 5

hmmm... interesting.

Fly in all the Iga/Koga ninjas from Japan on secret chartered flights. Every night under the cover of darkness they would assassinate all the local MPs in NSW.... then the state MPs.... then move to QLD and MEL simultaneously and carry out a similar (but not same M.O) plan... moving from state to state, they would attack using the element of surprise and their stealth abilities to ensure people don't see em coming.

Then get all the federal MPs together in the same place and bomb the place... (probably best to ask some terrorist group and they'll do it for free)

Now for the army/military/airforce... um.... d**n we need a h**l of alot more ninjas for that.... maybe some gurkas too... yep good idea....

Round up all the worlds ninjas and gurkas and see how you go from there LOL

Answer 6

You must be American.. you guys are all so stupid LOL

Im laughing at you baby NOT with you!

Answer 7

This would be difficult. You have a huge amount of government and civil sector organisations that you'd have to swing on your side to accomplish the feat, the only way you could probably do it is to somehow hypnotise everyone living and working on Russell Hill in Canberra. While you are doing this, you'd also have to head over to parliament and sort those guys and girls out too. Fortunately there is a bit of a tunnel between the two complexes, so you can stay below ground while you are doing this.

The short answer is you can't without significant fire power. You could never amass this on Australia's doorstep without being noticed though.

Good luck with your plans though.

I look forward to our new 'cutie pie' overlord. Muah.

Answer 8

Plan A- hold beer hostage

Plan B- hold a really big bbq sausage sizzle, and surround it in construction/roadwork signs, this way everyone gets a sausage as we line up to steal the signs.

Answer 9

Take away our Kangaroos ~ we Aussies would then have no means of transportation!

B) Speed up the migration of Cane Toads (Some people play golf with them by using them as golf balls....Muhawawa)

By the way ~ We finally got the power on here last year in Australia, so now we can now watch all your American hollywood movies. hehehe!

Answer 10

oh hey, you're normal

Answer 11

Arm all the koala bears and tell them that the aussies are going to eliminate all the eucalyptus trees.

Use the kangaroos to distribute arms and pass messages in the pouch.

If none of that works, tell them it's a choice between George W Bush and you...

Answer 12

know their weakness and use it against em.

Answer 13

Would be easier once you've finished high school.. Wait until then..

Answer 14

Keep Being Funny.

Answer 15

Well, cutie pie, the people you should be asking are the New Zealanders. They're taking over already, pretending they only move to Australia for employment. DON'T BELIEVE THEM, IT'S A TRICK!!!

But if they won't let you in on the plan, you can always infiltrate the British government, and announce that since the Queen is still technically Australia's head of state, England is taking over. Then invade Australia while every Aussie is incapacitated because we're on the floor laughing.

Answer 16

We meet under the brookline bridge wednesdays at 8:00PM

...dont be late

Answer 17

Get a horse duh.

Plan b: Get a feather hat.

We all know that works.

Answer 18

i don't think you can "take over" Australia

if you think you can

you could try

good luck!

Answer 19

lol nice quetion=D well obviously buy a pink snake and name him Rooney. only way to solve it. plan b?? make a paper airplane and zoom it into the local zoo. then see what happens...

Answer 20

Yell out in a very loud voice:

"It's my shout!"

You will soon have the entire country in one easy to manage place.

Answer 21

Plan A.  Land your troops in Broome and have them march on Alice Springs.  In a few months we'll send out a rescue party.

Plan B.  Nuke Sydney and Melbourne  Two 5 megaton warheads each should do it.  Half the remaining population will welcome you as a liberator!

Plan C.  Buy a TV network and newspaper and magazine publishing group.  Bribe or threaten Federal politicians into relaxing media ownership laws.  Make sure you slang off the ABC and SBS as much as possible.  

Keep broadcasting and printing propaganda and lies disguised as patriotic news.  Put on spurious documentaries about fake Moon landings and the end of the world in 2012.  You could call your TV network something like, I don't know, "Fox".  

It's working for Rupert in the USA.

Answer 22

build fortifications and gather armies in the wide open and vacant lands in australia. start creating war propaganda and get peopel to h8 their governemnt. get the aid of indiginous tribes. build up slowly then begin making weapons.  start selling weapons to other nations. get plenty of money and support. start gorilla tactics. distroy ports and air ways along with comminications. progress quickly into taking capital cities then kill the prime minister.

no plan b just a longgggg secret build up and slogging match.

Answer 23

take control of the beer supply lol

Answer 24

launch an arial strike over sydney and new south wales, next , send footsoldiers in groups of 500 in four locations around these cities (N,S,E,W) and then attack them from the shores!!! flank the h**l outta them and bomb every 2 days, once you have established a few strongholds, amass your forces and artillary on the rest of the resistance forces, then take over the US!!!

Answer 25

hahaha :|

Our koalas and kangaroos are already armed. So dont think about taking over Australia mate. or you'll be sorry!

Answer 26

Cut your hair short and dye it grey.

Learn to speak fluent Mandarin Chinese.

Promise to abolish workplace agreements

Travel extensively and shake lots of hands.

Offer to cut taxes.

Marry someone (preferably female) whom is worth a lot of money.

It's worked for some guy called Rudd!

Answer 27

Use a net.

Answer 28

Plan A :

    Become the Queen. You will rule the country then

Plan B :

    Make Australia a republic, then you can be the President.

Answer 29

Anna H, we're way backward in Australia?? LOL

Answer 30

You're going to need a LOT of contaminated Vegemite!

Answer 31

haha that's a good question, I have no idea, but good luck! lol.. I'd love to know the answer...