How can i teach my hamsters to talk so we can live with oneanother?

Question

How can i teach my hamsters to talk so we can live with oneanother?

Answer 1

I don't think that you can teach a hamster how to talk!

Answer 2

You must squeez their necks until they say stop

Answer 3

Is it a male or a female?  If it's a male, forget it, it'll never speak, even if you teach it to talk

Answer 4

You can also use those CD's you get to learn languages. Best try and find some headphones though other wise it'll drive you nuts.( Hamster headphones...eBay)  Or find a friend that already has a talking hamster and it could teach yours.

Plenty of encouragement and anything is possible. My goldfish can tap dance.

Answer 5

you must be frequent keep repeating words and feed tons of tuna, works wonders for the mind!

Answer 6

1. a hamster is not a bird

2. hamsters do not talk [unless ive missed something]

3. a hamster is fun to roll down the stairs in a hamster ball[when i mentioned this to my little brother he warned me about holes in the hamster ball where poo can fall out haha, i said why would the hamster be pooing and he replied because it would be scared]

Answer 7

take him to night classes. find some esol (english as a second language) classes somewhere.  

Answer 8

a drug called LCD mixed with psylocibical mushrooms should do the trick ;-)

Answer 9

last time I checked abuse was the best way to go.

Answer 10

hamsters will only talk if you rub there belly. After you do that, you must talk to it. Then it will start speaking. Then, you should teach it to walk. and then feed it human food. and then you should go to a doctor and tell them that u want your hamsters to talk...